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Post by lin on May 27, 2007 14:02:29 GMT -1
Affection is a noble quality,
It leads to generosity and jollity,
but it also leads to breach of promise
if you go around lavishing it on red hot promises!
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Post by lin on May 27, 2007 16:35:05 GMT -1
Mary had a little lamb,
its fleece was slightly grey.
It didn't have a father,
just some borrowed DNA.
It had a sort of mother,
Though the ovum was on loan,
It was not so much a lambkin
As a little lamby clone.
And soon it had a fellow clone,
And soon it had some more.
They followed her to school one day
All cramming through the door.
It made the children laugh and sing;
The teachers found it droll.
There were too many lamby clones
For Mary to control.
No other could control the sheep,
Since their program didn't vary,
So the scientists resolved it all
By simply cloning Mary.
But now they feel quite sheepish,
Those scientists, unwary.
One problem solved,
But what to do with Mary, Mary, Mary ?
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Post by Belinda on May 27, 2007 23:35:17 GMT -1
THERE ONCE WAS A WOMAN FROM ST JUDE, WHO RODE HER HORSE IN THE NUDE, SHE GALLOPED TOO LONG, AND UNLESS IM WRONG, YOU EXPECTED THIS RHYME TO BE CRUDE. X BELINDA
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Post by Belinda on May 27, 2007 23:52:03 GMT -1
A TUTOR WHO TOOTED THE FLUTE, TRIED TO TUTOR TWO TOOTERS TO TOOT, SAID THE TWO TO THE TUTOR, IS IT HARDER TO TOOT, OR TO TUTOR TWO TOOTERS TO TOOT. X BELINDA
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Post by lin on Apr 18, 2008 6:43:38 GMT -1
There was an Old Man of Kilkenny,
Who never had more than a penny;
He spent all that money,
In onions and honey,
That wayward Old Man of Kilkenny.
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Post by lin on Apr 18, 2008 6:43:50 GMT -1
There was an Old Man in a tree,
Who was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said, 'Does it buzz?'
He replied, 'Yes, it does!'
'It's a regular brute of a Bee!'
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Post by lin on Apr 18, 2008 6:44:04 GMT -1
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'
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Post by lin on Apr 18, 2008 13:24:08 GMT -1
I went fishing to catch a Whale,
I meant to pull him out by his tail,
but I only caught a fish so small,
still that's better than catching nothing at all.
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Post by taffydee48 on Apr 21, 2008 14:53:25 GMT -1
there was a young woman called Todd
who thought the child she bore came from God
but it wasn't the almighty that lifted her nightie
it was Roger the lodger, the sod!
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