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Post by lin on Apr 25, 2007 15:36:58 GMT -1
Hi all... Thought I may try a new thread on Limericks, so if anyone has any can they please post them for all of us to read...many thanks  Here are are a few. Adam wore a fig leaf, Eve none at all. The fun began in Autumn, When the leaves began to fall.  |
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Post by lin on Apr 25, 2007 15:38:41 GMT -1
There was a young monk from Siberia
whose morals were very inferior.
He did to a nun what he shouldn't have done,
And now she's a Mother Superior.
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Post by lin on Apr 25, 2007 15:39:26 GMT -1
A reckless punk rocker named Tate,
Got drunk before tying on skates.
But he fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless,
And practically useless on dates.
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Post by lin on Apr 25, 2007 15:40:46 GMT -1
Two gals who were feeling quite plucky,
Drove north in their lesbian truckie.
But the Mass. judge said no,
And so home they did go,
Now they’re living in sin in Kentucky.
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Post by lin on Apr 26, 2007 5:49:38 GMT -1
COME ON GUYS...SURELY SOME OF YOU HAVE A FEW LITTLE DITTY'S THEY CAN ADD  A certain young sailor named Tex Avoided premarital sex By thinking of Jesus And penile diseases And beating his meat below decks. |
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Post by lin on Apr 26, 2007 5:54:23 GMT -1
There was a young doc named McCoy
Who cloned himself more to enjoy
The girls aboard ship
But he made a bad slip
They all wanted the real McCoy
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Post by Lisa on Apr 26, 2007 13:53:07 GMT -1
There was a young man called Luckett Who went down a well in a bucket They thought he was drowned So they all gathered round But he stuck up his arse and said 'suck it'. This might not get past the censor (me) or (Alan) so we'll just have to wait and see..........  |
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Post by lin on Apr 26, 2007 13:56:57 GMT -1
HI LISA...I DON'T THINK IT TOO BAD |
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Post by Lisa on Apr 26, 2007 14:12:13 GMT -1
Hi Lin, A bit naughty, for me, but that is BEFORE my G&T.....wait until AFTER it.......  |
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Post by lin on Apr 26, 2007 14:21:04 GMT -1
HI LISA...ITS ONLY NAUGHTY FOR YOU ON MANMATES  I MUST ADMIT I DO HAVE SOME THAT I COULDN'T POSSIBLY PUT IN HERE |
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Post by Lisa on Apr 26, 2007 14:35:00 GMT -1
Hi Lin, Did you see the new 'hunk' on Monday in that psychological play on BBC1 Life Line? His name is Ray Stevenson and he is absolutely gorgeous........I'm now in a quandary - Is it Martin, Sebastian or Ray? Decisions, decisions......... |
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Post by lin on Apr 26, 2007 14:35:34 GMT -1
OK THIS IS IT FROM ME FOR NOW...SO LETS HEAR YOUR LIMERICKS GUYS AND GALS The sky was blue, the moon was high we were all alone, just she and I Her hair was brown her eyes were blue, I knew just what she wanted to do! With all my courage I did my best I put my hand upon her breast I shook and trembled as I felt her heart, She slowly spread her legs apart! I knew she was ready but didn't know how It was my very first experience... MILKING A COW! |
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Post by Belinda on Apr 27, 2007 0:32:14 GMT -1
Hi Lisa,You naughty girl But i like it ;D x Belinda |
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Post by lin on Apr 27, 2007 5:45:18 GMT -1
Hi Lin, Did you see the new 'hunk' on Monday in that psychological play on BBC1 Life Line? His name is Ray Stevenson and he is absolutely gorgeous........I'm now in a quandary - Is it Martin, Sebastian or Ray? Decisions, decisions......... HI LISA...SEEMS I MISSED OUT ON SOMETHING HERE...NO I DIDN'T SEE THE PLAY...ONLY YOU CAN MAKE THE DECISION LISA ;D |
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Post by lin on Apr 27, 2007 5:47:28 GMT -1
Hi Lisa,You naughty girl But i like it ;D x Belinda HI BELINDA...NOT ME WHO'S NAUGHTY, IT'S WHAT OTHERS THINK I WAS GOING TO PUT UNDERNEATH MILKING A COW....WHAT WAS YOU THINKING? |
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Post by Belinda on Apr 27, 2007 21:44:32 GMT -1
Hi Lin,The naughty posting was to Lisa with the funny limerick she posted ;D x Belinda
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Post by Belinda on Apr 27, 2007 21:57:15 GMT -1
There was a young fellow of leeds Who swallowed six packets of seeds, in a month,silly ass, He was covered in grass, And he couldn't sit down for the weeds x Belinda
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Post by lin on Apr 28, 2007 6:25:28 GMT -1
HI BELINDA...I CAN SEE IT WAS MEANT FOR LISA NOW, I'VE WOKE UP I LIKE YOUR LIMERICK, VERY GOOD |
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Post by Lisa on Apr 28, 2007 15:27:24 GMT -1
Hi Lin, I think I'll stick with Martin for two reasons: Firstly, he's around my age. Secondly, he's a Vegan and I could live with that!!! The other two are a bit young for me - I'd tire them out !!!!! Hi Lin, Did you see the new 'hunk' on Monday in that psychological play on BBC1 Life Line? His name is Ray Stevenson and he is absolutely gorgeous........I'm now in a quandary - Is it Martin, Sebastian or Ray? Decisions, decisions......... HI LISA...SEEMS I MISSED OUT ON SOMETHING HERE...NO I DIDN'T SEE THE PLAY...ONLY YOU CAN MAKE THE DECISION LISA ;D |
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Post by lin on Apr 28, 2007 15:30:10 GMT -1
LISA...BUTTER WOULDN'T MELT...I DON'T THINK SO ;D THE POINT IS WHO WILL TIRE FIRST, YOU OR MARTIN |
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Post by Belinda on Apr 28, 2007 22:09:46 GMT -1
Hi Lin,Thought id make an effort,although not as good as yours,you always make me laugh ;D x Belinda
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Post by lin on Apr 29, 2007 7:17:18 GMT -1
Hi Belinda...doesn't matter, you made the effort and I thought your limerick was good |
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Post by lin on May 2, 2007 15:43:38 GMT -1
HI ALL...COME ON YOU GUYS AND GALS, SURELY SOMEONE HAS GOT SOME LIMERICKS OUT THERE? I'M SURE THEY'RE NOT ALL TOO NAUGHTY TO PUT ON MM  |
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Post by lin on May 2, 2007 15:59:21 GMT -1
There once was a lady named Lynn Who was so uncommonly thin, that when she assayed to drink lemonade, she slipped through the straw and fell in! OH I WISH!!! |
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Post by lin on May 2, 2007 15:59:53 GMT -1
There was a young lady one fall
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section and all.
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Post by lin on May 25, 2007 16:26:34 GMT -1
There was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
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Post by lin on May 25, 2007 16:27:03 GMT -1
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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Post by lin on May 25, 2007 16:27:40 GMT -1
There was a farmer from Leeds,
Who ate six packets of seeds,
It soon came to pass,
He was covered with grass,
And he couldn't sit down for the weeds!
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Post by lin on May 25, 2007 16:28:27 GMT -1
There once was a lady, Ilene,
Who liver on distilled kerosene,
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
and since then she'd never benzene.
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Post by lin on May 27, 2007 14:02:05 GMT -1
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To get a pail of water.
Silly Jill forgot her pill, And now they have a daughter.
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I MUST ADMIT I DO HAVE SOME THAT I COULDN'T POSSIBLY PUT IN HERE 
