Deck of Cards

[bodzy]

So you see Sir ..........
when I see the Ace it reminds me that there is but one Ace ....Wayne Rooney
and when I see the two I think of the double Ahhhhhh
and when I see the three I think of the Holy Trinity....Best Law and Charlton
and when I see the four I think of the team that picked them selfs In 1994
and when I see the five I think of the five we put past City ....sweet sweet revenge
and when I think of the six I think back to 1996 and Eric beating those scouse bxxxxxxxs at Wembly
and when I see the seven I think of the number seven shirt worn by legends ..Coppel Robson Best Beckham Cantona and now Ronaldo
and when I see the eight I think of 1958 and the eight that were killed on a snow-covered runway in Germany
and when I see the nine I think of 1999 and the treble we won in such style
and when I see the ten I think of the player who has to date scored the most F A Cup goals He wore a number 10 shirt ...Dennis Law
and when I see the King It reminds me their is but only one King....ERIC
and when I see the Queen I think of that big fat puff from Liverpool Jan Molby
and when I see the Jack it reminds me of the red devil and I think there is one inside of us all
Cos you see Sir ....I AM a MANCHESTER UNITED SUPPORTER

[lin]

BRILLIANT BODZY ;D

[kentwalton]

I like it. Pretty funny. I always remember the five we put past City in the 90's when Mike Summerbee said before the game that Kanchelskis couldn't cross a ball and then in the game he scored a hat-trick and set up the other two. lol

What about the Treble when you see Three? lol

[bodzy]

hiya Kent I could have put three as the treble but i wanted to mention Best Law & Charlton as three but if you look at Nine I said 1999 When we won the Treble ,,No point in mentioning it twice

[bodzy]

What did Summerbee know about football anyway

[lin]

bodzy said:

hiya Kent I could have put three as the treble but i wanted to mention Best Law & Charlton as three but if you look at Nine I said 1999 When we won the Treble ,,No point in mentioning it twice

Bodzy...you couldn't not mention Best Law & Charlton

[joetaylor]

Hi Body
What great forwards, Best,Law & Charlton,were,But United have been well known for there attacking teams over the years, what about Ashton,Hill,Pearson,Connolly,Dawson,Kidd,Whitside,Just to mention a few,
Joe T

[bodzy]

Ok all you MU fans to the tune of Kenny Rodgers" The Gambler here is Fergie

On a warm summer's evenin', on a train bound for Barca
I met up with Fergie. We were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a-starin' out the window at the darkness.
When boredom overtook us, he began to speak.

He said, "Son, I've made a life out of readin' people's faces.
Knowin' what the cards were by the way they held their eyes.
So if you don't mind my sayin', I can see you're out of aces,
For a taste of your whiskey, I'll give you some advice."

So I handed him my bottle, and he drank down my last Jack Daniels.
Then he pulled out a cigar and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
He said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy, you gotta learn to play it right.

CHORUS:
You've got to know when to sign 'em, know when to fire 'em
Know when to bollock em, know times of fun.
You never count your points when you're on top of the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the seasons done.

Fergie, he knows that the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away and knowin' what to keep.
'Cause every player's a winner and every player a loser
And the best that you can hope for is a treble to make you weep."

CHORUS

And when he finished speakin', he turned back toward the window,
Crushed out his cigar and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness, Fergie he broke even.
And in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.

CHORUS: You've got to know when to sign 'em, know when to fire 'em
Know when to bollock em, know times of fun.
You never count your points when you're top of the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the seasons done.

[lin]

Brilliant Bodzy...where do you come up with them all?

[bodzy]

lin said:

Brilliant Bodzy...where do you come up with them all?

I'm simply a dedicated Red my dear

[lin]

Hi Bodzy, of course you are

[tommymurf]

great ones Bodzy
an old one redone
After the ball was centred after the whistle blew Rooney got his hair up and down the wing he flew he passed the ball to Fletcher Fletcher passed it Back Rooney took a flying shot and knocked the Goalie flat So where was the Goalie when the ball was in the net hanging round the goalpost with his undies round his neck (ONE UP)

[lin]

old ones are the best..

[jaykay]

yawwwwwwn.

[Lisa]

They're all full of jokers Mike.....now I'm going into hiding.

Apr 3, 2010 15:06:50 GMT -1 BENLAND said:

I see United fielded a full deck of jokers today ;D

Man U 1 Chelsea 2

[lin]

Chelsea should not have had that second goal, it was offside and can be plainly seen on camera, even the idiotic linesman seen it but didn't do anything...but again that's cheating Drogba for you.

[lin]

They did well didn't they.

[bodzy3]

There was a young girl from Stockport,
Who's name was Hazel Grove
She started supporting CITY.
When she was 8 years old
She went to nearly every match
She only missed a few
She;s never seen them win anything ,
and now she's 42

[jaykay]

Deck of cards just fell over. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[jnealedroylsden]

Apr 17, 2010 10:01:31 GMT -1 BENLAND said:

Now today's the day to see who's deck of cards come tumbling down? Just hope it isn't the Blue deck.
Should make for a brilliant game this afternoon, what do think Bodzy?

RED DECK OF CARDS STILL STANDING BLUE DECK WELL THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE

[jackaitch]

The result is in The score stands What else???

You have to live with it !!!!!!

The cream always comes to the top

YEH UNITED!!!!!!

[lin]

The best team won today jacka, no doubt. and well done to Spurs as well.

[bodzy3]

I found the real reason for the dust cloud that is blocking all British Airspace ........some fool at Eastlands thought they were going to win the derby , so he opened up the trophy room .....

[jackaitch]

Apr 20, 2010 15:05:41 GMT -1 bodzy3 said:

I found the real reason for the dust cloud that is blocking all British Airspace ........some fool at Eastlands thought they were going to win the derby , so he opened up the trophy room .....

VERY CREATIVE AND APPROPRIATE!!!!!!!!